Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my showers not 5 minutes long
How the fuck does this 39 year old man look better than half the girls in my school
yo but let’s imagine little baby harry laughing and saying “moony” before he can say padfoot, because moony is totally easier to say, imagine sirius’s indignation, imagine remus’s bewildered delight
And both Holmeses are rather hurt by this.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the irony of these two scenes? Because which one is the machine and which one isn’t human, really?
THIS. This must be reblogged. For fangirls everywhere!
Fall Out Boy From Under The Cork Tree
When Nico di Angelo, medical student, accepted to babysit for his sister Hazel, he expected more or less easy pay and a calm evening with studying for finals and his niece. But a very… furry family problem put a spoke in his wheel.
I DON’T REBLOG THIS KINDA STUFF I SWEAR
BUT HOLY SHIT
IT’S ON THE FLOOR
THIS JUST GOT SO MUCH BETTER
wHAT IS HAPPENING
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it